DD, TRACK, BURN   SUPER HARD EDITION

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09/10/2015 at 10:36 • Filed to: None

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all cars look exactly as pictured

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:37

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DD


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:37

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Track


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:37

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BURNBURNALLTHEBURN


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/10/2015 at 10:39

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even though it is the fastest, newest and most reliable?


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/10/2015 at 10:39

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good luck getting on the highway, 0-60 in 30 seconds


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:39

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Daily the roadster

Track a heavlily moded, LS swapped version of the pontiac

Burn the neon on stilts


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:39

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What smallbear said.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:40

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Is that Pontiac RWD? Not that it matters. The PT will burn anyway and that red convertible will be the DD, so that leaves the Pontiac as the track car. While letting it look the same you can throw in a more potent engine/suspension/braking system.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:40

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DD cruiser

Track Capri (?)

Burn the other thing


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:41

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DD ALL!!!!!! What a Jalop* dream!

Jalop= Shade tree Boosted rusty Chrysler LeBaron > Brand new Audi R8 GT


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:41

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Track the Pontiac, Burn the PT Cruiser, DD the Mercury.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:41

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Walk


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:41

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DD The MR2

Track the T1000 (Have you seen Terminator 2?)

Burn the Neon.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:42

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DD the Pontiac

Lemons the red thing

Burn the PT


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:43

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It is one of those three. Turbo Capri? Remember that the Capri is basically a 323 with the roof chopped off. The Pontiac used an Isuzu engine.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:44

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...downhill. With a tailwind.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:44

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DD the T1000 (and swap in an NA Sky/Solstice drivetrain while keeping it looking the same.)

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Track the Capri (Ford Aus Laser/Mazda 323 underpinnings could make for a fun toy)

Burn the PT. Or have Doug run over it in his AM General Hummer


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:44

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YES.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > duurtlang
09/10/2015 at 10:44

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Yes, it is. People tub them and put SBCs in them for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! daender > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:45

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DD: PT-loser, at least it’s a convertible.

Track: Capri, assuming it’s the XR2 or I get to swap in a Spec Miata-prepped motor for ultimate shenanigans.

Burn: The Pontiac, it must be forgotten from history, there’s no other option for it.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:45

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Mods can be done. And I wouldn't be seen dead driving that PT, so?...


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:46

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At least it will be the easiest and cheapest of the 3 to keep running.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:49

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Burn them all.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/10/2015 at 10:50

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The Pontiac was an Isuzu/Opel.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:53

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Lol get on european level: Volkswagen T5 2.0 TDi. 84hp. 0-60 in 22,2sec. 90mph top speed. In 2015.

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Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 10:56

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DD the PT, Track the Capri and burn whatever that other thing is.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 11:14

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DD the Capri

Track the PT

Burn Pontiac’s version of the Shitvette.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 11:16

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I’d probably track the PT, because it the most competent of the bunch.

I’d reluctantly DD the Capri, because convertible

I'd burn the T1000, because it's isn't liquid metal.


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
09/10/2015 at 11:19

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the pt already has a rollbar! its made for the track


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 11:56

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DD Acadian, Track Capri, Burn the PT Bruiser.


Kinja'd!!! Round headlight enthusiast > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:03

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DD the mercury, enter the Chevette looking thing in LeMons. You get a convertible and a access to a racing series. Best combination


Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:04

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DD- Capri. It’s economical, light, and practical for a convertible.

Track- T1000. It’d be hillarious. Fun happens when tires lose grip. Have you seen the rubber toothpicks that shitbox runs on?

Burn- Burn that bitch basket of a PT Convertible. Straight down to the ground.


Kinja'd!!! misfitmascots > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:21

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Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:24

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Track: The PT Cruiser, because that looks like a GT model with the turbo engine. And I’d rather be given strange looks on the track than strange looks downtown.

DD: The Capri because I can see the amazing views of the mountains more easily.

Burn: the T1000 because it is a GM car, and one of the worse ones at that.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:31

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Burn - P.T.

Track - Capri

DD - T1000 (Because RWD)


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:32

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Take this, add solstice GXP drive-train, enjoy as DD and track it.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:35

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Track PT for teh lolz


Kinja'd!!! sebdel > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 12:49

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DD: That perfectly good looking PT with the woody vinyl from my chilhood caravan. I now people hate the PT, I like the looks and know nothing about them, so DD.
Track, roll and let burn in the first lap: Pontiac
Burn: the red one.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 13:25

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DD and Track the T1000 and burn the other two.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > jjhats
09/10/2015 at 13:48

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DD the PT

LeMons the Pontiac

Burn the Capri pretender